Director: Kevin Greutert (2009)
Starring: Tobin Bell, Costas Mandaylor, Mark Rolston, Betsy Russell
Agent Strahm is dead, splattered all over the inside of Hoffman's last trap. But because nobody at Lionsgate has enough money already and I was stupid enough to watch the last one, another game is set into motion. Oh goody; I really wanted to see a flashback of that one time Jigsaw had to scratch his ass during the first Saw but was pretending to be dead at the time. Saw VI has the least artistic merit of all the movies so far (I haven't seen 3D yet, mind), which is no mean feat when one considers how completely irredeemably pointless the last one was. Well in the tradition of sequels, this one is even more pointless. I'm playing for time here, because I can't actually remember what happens in this movie. Not a jot, except for that bit at the end where Hoffman ends up stuck in one of his own traps. Ha. Although we all know he'll be back for the next one.
A bit like me, because I'm an idiot and bought into that "final chapter" stuff. Bad horror fan.