FAQ OFF

[Portrait of the author having just killed JAWS]

Now then.  What's with this 'Porkhead' business?
It's an alter ego I created for my blogging self when I first started blogging in 2008, aged 21. While that sarcastic, Negative Nancy side has largely died during the intervening years (I honestly thought I was the next Charlie Brooker) the blog branding remains.

Why the emphasis  on horror movies?
I love horror movies. They can be scary, funny, silly, sexy, stupid, clever, good, great, bad or bollocks. They're very versatile in that respect and truly, the best genre of them all. 

What’s your favourite scary movie?
Finally, a good question.  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is cinematic perfection. Not just my favourite scary movie, but my favourite movie of all time.


Do you like anything that isn’t horror?
You bet. I enjoy movies of all genres. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs was awesome, for instance.  And Enchanted makes me feel all bubbly inside.


[Portrait of the author looking like a silly tit]

Do you accept screeners?
Yes, digital and physical. Please feel free to E-mail for details.

Will you write for me?
I would be more than happy to.


How does your rating system work?
Look to your right. Until recently, The Horror Review Hole used the Sweary Screaming Scream Queen system (thanks Marilyn Burns!). Like many other elements of this blog, the Scream Queen rating has been phased out, but can be found among the older reviews.

How can I get in touch?
You can e-mail me, comment on something, or find me on facebook or twitter.

For some really Infrequently Asked Questions, I did Final Girl's bloggennaire once, and was Maynard Morrissey's Horror Blogger Of The Month.