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Joel Harley
Professional writer, movie fanatic, Haribo fiend and Nicolas Cage scholar. Columnist and feature writer for Starburst Magazine, and wordsmith for Horrortalk.com, TheHorrorShow.tv, Nerdly UK and WhatCulture, in addition to other things and places, including the Arrow Video releases of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Stuff and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

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"If you're a little crass, prefer to hear it like it is and are interested in 'the fortunes of the ball gag in mainstream cinema', Porkhead's Horror Review Hole is for you. It's like chatting horror movies with a good mate over beers." - Rue Morgue Magazine, Issue 112

"Not nearly as disturbing as the juxtaposition of the words 'porkhead' and 'hole' may lead you to expect it to be" - Final Girl

"Thank you for one of the funniest, most entertaining reviews I've read. Love your style - unique, fun AND knowledgeable. A Rare combo" - Ryan Levin, writer & producer of
Some Guy Who Kills People

"One of the better reviewers out of Britain. Check out Joel H's unique view on horror movies." Scary Minds

"If you love horror, you've come to the right place. I mean, where else can you find really great horror movie reviews by a guy who refers to himself as Porkhead?" - Dark Sites

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