Reviews Archive

Notice: some of these reviews date back to The Review Hole's very earliest days, back in 2008, and are, as such, the work of a much younger, more inexperienced man. For those which have not aged well, or contain the opinions of an idiot 21-year-old, I apologise.

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127 Hours
2001 Maniacs: Field Of Screams
30 Days of Night
30 Days Of Night: Blood Trails
30 Days of Night: Dark Days
300
5150 Elm's Way
7 Days
9 Days: Whipped, Chained and Tortured by a Psychopath

A


The Abducted (Match.Dead)
Absence
Acolytes
After Life
Aftershock
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Albino Farm
Alien vs Predator
All-Star Batman & Robin (the Comic Book review)
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
Alone With Her
And Soon the Darkness
Apocalypse 2012 (a Book Review)
Apollo 18
The Astronaut's Wife
ATM
Attack The Block
August Underground
Auschwitz
The Avengers

B


Babysitter Wanted
Backwoods
Bad Ass
Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Batman: Arkham Asylum (the Videogame review)
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (Part I)
Batman: Year One
Before Dawn
Black Christmas (2006)
Black Death
The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows
Blitz
The Blob 
Blooded
Blood River
The Box
Breaking Nikki
Bride Of Chucky
Bride Of Frankenstein
Book Of Blood
The Bunny Game
The Bunnyman Massacre
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror
Buried
Burke & Hare
Burning Bright

C


The Cabin In The Woods
The Caller
Cannibal
Cannibal Holocaust
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captivity
Case 39
Castle Freak
Chain Letter
The Chaser
Cheap Thrills
Chernobyl Diaries
Christmas Evil (You Better Watch Out)
Centurion
Cherry Tree Lane
The Children
Child's Play
Child's Play 2
Child's Play 3
City of the Living Dead
Cockneys vs Zombies
Cold Comes the Night
Cold Grip
Cold Prey
The Collector (1965)
The Collector
The Collection
Come and See
Come out and Play
Comedown
Conan The Barbarian (2011)
Cowboys & Aliens
Confine
Cornered!
The Crazies (both versions)
The Crazies (2010)
Creature
Cyrus: Mind of a serial killer

D


Daddy's Girl
Dagon
Dante's Inferno
Dark Shadows
Darkman
Daughter of Darkness
Daybreakers
Dead Cert
Deadgirl
Dead Rising 2 (Viddy-Oh game)
Dead Rising 2: Off The Record (Viddy-Oh Game)
Dead Set (the TV series review)
Death Tube
The Dentist
The Dentist 2
The Descent: Part 2
Detour
Devil
The Devil Inside
Diagnosis: Death
The Disappearance Of Alice Creed
Doctor Dale's Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive (book review)
Doctor Giggles
Doctor Who: The Movie
Doghouse
Dogtooth
Donkey Punch
Don't Open 'Till Christmas
Drag me to Hell
Dread
Dredd
Drive Angry
Dreamcatcher
The Dyatlov Pass Incident
Dying Breed

E


Eden Lake
Edmond
Escape From Tomorrow
The Evil Dead
Exorcismus
The Expendables
The Experiment (2010)
Eyes Without A Face

F


Faults
Feeders 2: Slay Bells
Fetish Dolls Die Laughing
Filth
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
The Final Destination
Final Destination 5
The Forgotten
Friday the Thirteenth (a series review)
Friday the Thirteenth (2009)
Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th Part 2
Freaks
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
Freddy's Nightmares - No More Mr. Nice Guy (the TV review)
Freddy vs Jason
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash (the comic book review)
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash: The Nightmare Warriors #1 (the comic book review)
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash: The Nightmare Warriors #2-6 (the comic book review)
Frozen Ground
The Frightened Woman
Fright Night
Fright Night (2011)
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
Frozen
Funny Games (both versions!)

G


Ghostbusters: The Game (the videogame review)
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
The Gingerdead Man
The Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust
The Girl Next Door
Gnaw
God Bless America
A Good Day to Die Hard
Godzilla (2014)
Grabbers
Gravity
The Green Hornet
The Green Inferno
Green Lantern
The Grey
Gremlins
Grotesque (Gurotesuku)
The Gruesome Death Of Tommy Pistol
Guinea Pig I: Devil's Experiment

H


Half Past Dead 2
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (2007)
Halloween 2 (1981)
Halloween 2 (2009)
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Halloween: H20
Halloween: Resurrection
Hannibal
The Happening
Harper's Island
Hatchet
Hatchet II
Heartless
High Lane
High School Musical
The Hike
The Hills Run Red
Hit and Run
The Hitcher (2007)
Hitman
Hobo With A Shotgun
Holy Terror (book review)
Homecoming
The Horde
Horsemen
Hostel: Part III
House of the Devil
The House On The Edge Of The Park
The House on Sorority Row (1983)
How I Live Now
Humains
The Hungering (the comic book review)
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Hush
The Human Centipede
The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence
Hybrid

I


I.C.U
I Saw The Devil
I Spit on your Grave (1978)
I Spit on your Grave (2010)
I Spit on Your Grave 2
Ichi the Killer (the manga review)
I Know Who Killed Me
Inbred
Independence Day
Inglourious Basterds
Inside
Insidious

J


Jack Frost
Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowman
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Jason vs Leatherface (the comic book review)
Jason X
Jennifer's Body
Jonah Hex
Judge Dredd
Jurassic Park

K


K3: Prison of Hell
Keith Lemon: The Film
Kick-Ass
Killjoy
Killjoy 2: Deliverance From Evil
Killjoy 3
Killjoy Goes to Hell
Kill Keith
The Killer Inside Me
Kill the Scream Queen
Killing Words
King of the Ants

L


Lakeview Terrace
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Leatherface - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Let Me In
A Lonely Place to Die
The Lords of Salem
The Lost
The Loved Ones
The Lovely Bones
Lovely Molly

M


Machete
Machete Kills
Magic Magic
Maneater
Manhunt (aka Rodvyr)
Manhunter
Martyrs
Masters of Horror - Imprint (the TV review)
The Matrimony
Mega Piranha
Memory Lane
The Midnight Meat Train
Midgets Vs Mascots
Motel Hell
Monsters
Mother's Day
The Mutant Chronicles
My Soul to Take
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
My Bloody Valentine 3D
My Bloody Valentine 3D (the DVD review)

N


Naughty Bear (videogame)
Necromentia
Neighbor
Nemesis (comic book)
Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD
A Nightmare on Elm St (1984)
A Nightmare On Elm St (2010)
A Nightmare on Elm St. 2 - Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare on Elm St. 3 - Dream Warriors
A Nightmare on Elm St 4 - The Dream Master
A Nightmare on Elm St 5 - The Dream Child
Night Of The Demons (2009)
Night Train Murders
Not Quite Hollywood
Nurse 3D

O


The Official Zombie Handbook (UK) (book review)
Offspring
Olympus Has Fallen
Open House
The Ordeal

P


P2
Pacific Rim
Pandorum
Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Paranormal Activity 4
The Passion of the Christ
Pat The Zombie (Book Review)
Perfect Getaway
The Perfect Host
The Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Piranha (2010)
Piranha 3DD
Pontypool
Porn Shoot Massacre
Postal
Predators
Pride And Prejudice And Zombies (The Book Review!)
Prometheus
Prom Night (1980)
Prom Night (2008)
Psychosis
Punisher: War Zone
Punisher: Welcome to the Bayou (the comic book review)
The Purge
The Purge: Anarchy

Q


Quarantine
Quarantine 2: Terminal

R


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
The Raven
[Rec]
[Rec] 2
[Rec] Genesis
Red
Red State
Red, White & Blue
Replicant
The Resident
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Retreat
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
The Rite
Riddick
R.I.P.D
The Road
The Roommate
Rubber
The Ruins

S


The Sacrament
Santa's Slay
Satan Claus
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Saw V
Saw VI
Saw 3D
Scar 3D
Scary Movie 3
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Scream 4
Scream Bloody Murder
Season Of The Witch
Seed
A Serbian Film
Sex and the City
Shrooms
Shutter Island
Sightseers
Silent Night, Bloody Night
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Silent Night, Deadly Night part 2
Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Silent Rage
Sinister
Sin City
Skeleton Key
Skyline
Slave
Slugs: The Movie
Some Guy Who Kills People
Sorority Row (2009)
The Spirit
Splice
Splinter
Steel Trap
The Stepfather (1987)
Steven Seagal: Lawman (the TV review)
Stitches
Strippers vs Werewolves
Stuck
Sucker Punch
Summer Scars
Super
Superhero Movie

T


The Taint
Taken 2
Texas Chainsaw 3D
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
The Texas Roadside Massacre
Theatre of Blood
The Thing (2011)
Thicker than Water: The Vampire Diaries (part 1)
Thor
Titanic 2
Torchwood: Children of Earth (the TV review)
Torment
The Tortured
The Toxic Avenger
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon
Travellers
Trespass
Triangle
Troll Hunter
Truth or Dare
Tusk
Twilight: The Graphic Novel (the comic book review)
Twilight
Twilight (alternate review)
Twilight: New Moon
Twilight: Eclipse
Tyrannosaur

U


The Unborn
Under the Skin
Urban Legend

V


V for Vendetta
Valentine
Vampires Suck
V/H/S 2
Video Nasties: The Definitive Guide
Vinyan

W


The Wake Wood
The Ward
We Are What We Are
We Need to Talk About Kevin
Wes Craven's New Nightmare
Welcome To The Jungle
White Dog
Who Can Kill a Child?
The Wicker Man (1973)
The Wicker Man (2006)
The Wicker Tree
Willow Creek
Wishmaster
Wolf Creek
The Wolverine
The Woods
The Woman
World War Z
Would You Rather
The Wraith
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

Y

YellowBrickRoad
You Can't Kill Stephen King
Your Highness
You're Next

Z

Zombeavers
Zombie Holocaust
Zombieland
Zombieland: The TV series (pilot)