A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984): "Not bad for a scabby paedo in a dodgy Christmas jumper."
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge: "Freddy's revenge sure is sweaty. And gay."
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors: "Ignore the laughably 80s' subtitle. Dream Warriors is a franchise at the peak of its excellence."
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master: "Freddy's worst days were yet to come. But it's nowhere as good as its predecessors."
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child: "Freddy acts like a ten-year-old with ADHD himself, turning into a motorbike and a superhero to kill a few cannon fodder teens."
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare: "A movie that I can't help but love, even when I'm cringeing at the awfulness of it all."
Wes Craven's New Nightmare: "It's great to see one of horror's greatest villains return to form as his proper, scary self."
Freddy vs Jason: "Shit, but you can't help but love it."
Bonus Nightmare: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (a comic book review)