Well, everyone else is doing it. And, being a registered LAMB, I might as well join in with the other sheep (get it? Lamb... like a sheep... GET IT) and offer forth my own favourite movies of the past decade. There's a top three movies from each year, plus an overall winner at the end of the list: my favourite movie of the decade. And there's a booby (hyuk yuk, I said booby) prize for the worst too.
2001! (A dodgy year for horror, hence a bit of barrel-scraping in the top three here).
Ghosts of Mars
Jason X (fuck off. I liked it)
Ichi the Killer
Bubba Ho Tep
28 Days Later
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Dawn of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Land of the Dead (disappointing, but enjoyable)
The Hills Have Eyes
Death Proof (fuck the fuck off. I really liked it)
My Name is Bruce (flawed, but I loved it)
Midnight Meat Train
My Bloody Valentine 3D (yes, I enjoyed the hell out of it)
And now, without further ado - my most favourite and most loathed horror movies of the decade. One of the two selections will come as no surprise to anyone who has even a passing knowledge of this site.
Cue a great deal of whingeing, "why didn't you include ___" and "how dare you include ____" in the comments below. A belated happy new year to alla' y'all. And here's to another ten years of shitty horror reviews.