Well, I was gonna write some actual words to go with the actual list, but I think it probably speaks for itself. Everything but the top 3 is more or less interchangeable... And remember, vampires don't fucking sparkle.
10: Leslie Neilson's Dracula in Dracula: Dead & Loving it
9: Grampa in The Munsters
8: Fat Pearl in Blade
7: Nosferatu in Nosferatu
6: Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn
5: Mr. Burns in one of the Treehouses of Horror
4: The Master in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3: Nicolas Cage in Vampire's Kiss
2: Robert Pattinson in Twilight (note: picture below may not actually be from Twilight and could might possibly definitely have been chosen out of context just to prove the author's point).
1: Tom Cruise.
you forgot one ^_^ the master vampire in Lost Boys
ReplyDeleteHere's another one for you: Radu from 'Subspecies.' I don't think that even his ugly mother would kiss that mug.
ReplyDeleteAs a bonus, you could also include smoking Bill Paxton from 'Near Dark.'