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List: 10 not-sexy vampires

Well, I was gonna write some actual words to go with the actual list, but I think it probably speaks for itself. Everything but the top 3 is more or less interchangeable... And remember, vampires don't fucking sparkle.


10: Leslie Neilson's Dracula in Dracula: Dead & Loving it















9: Grampa in The Munsters


















8: Fat Pearl in Blade












7: Nosferatu in Nosferatu














6: Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn















5: Mr. Burns in one of the Treehouses of Horror


















4: The Master in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

















3: Nicolas Cage in Vampire's Kiss














2: Robert Pattinson in Twilight (note: picture below may not actually be from Twilight and could might possibly definitely have been chosen out of context just to prove the author's point).















1: Tom Cruise.

2 comments:

  1. you forgot one ^_^ the master vampire in Lost Boys

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  2. Here's another one for you: Radu from 'Subspecies.' I don't think that even his ugly mother would kiss that mug.

    As a bonus, you could also include smoking Bill Paxton from 'Near Dark.'

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